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I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU? 
I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons! When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch! 
I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously! With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose?? Leave a comment S&M Ass, AssGirl, BDSM, boy shorts, cock, dick, Domestic Discipline, Freaky, Fuck, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, S&M, sex, spamking, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
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Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
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I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie? 
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Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we? Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference. I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet? 
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