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White Trash Tank Top

White wide neck shirt with the words White Trash in red on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: White Trash Tank Top

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Black racerback tank top with the words I’m A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine on the front in red $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I’d Fuck Me on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

White V-Neck t-shirt with the words Trailer Park Pride on the front in red. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

I Love My Single Life Top

Black tank top with the words I Love My Single Life written on the front in red for $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Love My Single Life Top

Explicit Content Tank Top

White Tank with the words Explicit Content on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: Explicit Content Tank Top

Size Matters Shirt

White sheer top with the words Size Matters on the front $19.95

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I Drink To Avoid Therapy Boy Shorts

Red boy shorts with the words I Drink To Avoid Therapy in black letters on the rear $19.95

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Unconvicted Felon Black Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering on the front that says Unconvicted Felon on the front $19.95

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Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit Top

Black thin strap top with red lettering on the front saying Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit $19.95

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I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy For BS Tank Top

Black tank top with white lettering that says I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy for BS $19.95

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You Got No Wine I Got No Time T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with the word You Got No Wine I Got No Time in white lettering on the front $19.95

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Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Boy Shorts

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink written in red letters on the back of black boyshorts by Bella $19.95

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I Hate Stupid People Shirt

Black racer back tank top with the words I Hate Stupid People in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Hate Stupid People Shirt

I’m A Field Of Dreams Tank Top

White tank top with the words I’m A Field Of Dreams Touch Me And You Will Cum on the front in black vinyl $19.95 . . . → Read More: I’m A Field Of Dreams Tank Top

Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’ve been enjoying this blog. She captures the fun in riding and mentioned me in one.

Yes! I got stoked! She thought it was hilarious. I must quote:

…..The assgirl booth is HILARIOUS!! Everything you’ve ever secretly thought but never said out loud (and some even too risqué for me to repeat) screenprinted on t . . . → Read More: Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words one shady motherfucker on the front along with a pic of a woman for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

Pretentious Boy Shorts

Red boy shorts with the word Pretentious on the rear in black for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Pretentious Boy Shorts

Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

Red Scarlet Woman t-shirt for $19.95 ea It has a cropped, flowy fit . . . → Read More: Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

Booze Hound Tank Top

A shade of orange that isn’t quite pumpkin but very nice with the words booze hound on the front, along with a glass for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Booze Hound Tank Top

If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

Black tank top with if your penis is small I will tell everyone on the front in white for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: If your penis is small I will tell everyone Tank Top

Concert Whore Tank Top

Black tank top with red vinyl letters that say concert whore for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Concert Whore Tank Top

Queen B Boy Shorts

Bella boy shorts with the words Queen B on the rear along with a crown. For purchase $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Queen B Boy Shorts

You’re Not Worthy Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words You’re not worthy on the front for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: You’re Not Worthy Tank Top

All Star Mobile Detail

Complete Car Detailing Lic #041665

Contact: Angel (he is also the owner)

760-586-6749

allstarmobile2016@gmail.com

www.facebook.com/Allstarmobilesocal

When I bought my trailer, it needed a good wax and buff. I removed all the stickers but it still needed more. I went through craigslist, making sure to cross reference with Yelp and other review sites. This one . . . → Read More: All Star Mobile Detail

Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Call Me A Slut… Like I Care!

Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong!

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Drunkorexic Shirt

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt

DP Sunday No Early Entry Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words DP Sunday and No Early Entry underneath on sale for $19.95 . . . → Read More: DP Sunday No Early Entry Tank Top

Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top

Black anyone can be a bitch I’m a crazy bitch tank top with white lettering for $19.95 ea . . . → Read More: Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top