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Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

MUCHOS GRACIAS!

There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free!

I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody…

Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Pole Dancing Country Style | Men and Women Work The Pole

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more.

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Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

What am I up to now you ask? A couple people I care about have recently found out their child has autism. They have a long, stressful road ahead of them but I want them to know that there may be some unexpected surprises along the way.

THE JOYS OF AUTISM

When my oldest was . . . → Read More: The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!

How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door.

. . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want?

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

One night (drinking) I was hanging with a gf..drinking some tequila(Jose’ I’m broke so the shitty stuff but tolerable in a one up kind of situation) we decided to go on Plenty of Fish and make a post. Not a usual post but a “Two For One Blue Plate Special”. IT WAS AWESOME! We . . . → Read More: Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want?

2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

By The Ass Girl, on April 9th, 2013

I know! I know! Orgasms? How predictable! Trust me, being the scorpio I am, I tried desperately to come up with something else. I did not want to make it easy. I am a stubborn, pain in the ass (when I’m not wearing my…) Wait! What was I saying? Oh yea, orgasms. I thought about . . . → Read More: 2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

I can only rent because I have commitment issues

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures.

Matt Sorum

Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

WARNING! WARNING!

What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF?

I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013

SELL!! SELL!!

I’M TRYING!!

Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

The Dildo Dr.

By The Ass Girl, on April 28th, 2013

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t.

So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

By The Ass Girl, on May 15th, 2013

When you talk it makes it worse!

I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

By The Ass Girl, on June 3rd, 2013

Ladies Who Ride 2013!

I want to thank everyone who contributed one way or another to Ladies Who Ride 2013 at Cooks Corner. We had a fabulous crowd and raised $1000 MORE than last year! From the volunteers, to the bartenders, the band, the cooks, security, the models, hair and make-up people! It takes so . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

Swat Fuel

By The Ass Girl, on July 11th, 2013

Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout

I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel

Transformation 2013!

By The Ass Girl, on June 27th, 2013

There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post.

You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013!

Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.

Our Current Dates Available For Hire:

Your Valentines Date

As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas.

During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE mistake! . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

www.cookscorners.com No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. www.lolashoetique.com Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. www.vendorgirl.com Biker Warehouse..I couldn’t . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror

By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013

PICK ME!! THINK TRAFFIC!

It’s Saturday night and I’m scrambling. I want to win this contest with Think Traffic. If you aren’t familiar with it, I will fill you in if I win, otherwise you’re on your own. They need me to write something about why I should win this Mentorship for a year. With . . . → Read More: Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror

PRIDE Lubricant

By The Ass Girl, on July 11th, 2013

Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC

When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant

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Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos

50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord

Pole Dancing Country Style | Men and Women Work The Pole

Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard

The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!

How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral?

Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want?

2 Condoms For My First Orgasm | Hitting Home Runs

I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

The Dildo Dr.

Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth

Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013!

Swat Fuel

Transformation 2013!

Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please!

Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.

Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show

MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012

Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror

PRIDE Lubricant

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