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What am I up to now you ask? A couple people I care about have recently found out their child has autism. They have a long, stressful road ahead of them but I want them to know that there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. THE JOYS OF AUTISM When my oldest was . . . → Read More: The Joys Of Autism | Mom Look What I Can Do!  Leave a comment  Sex Blog  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, autism, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, mother, motherhood, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Absentmindedness? Not because I am late with my blog. That is too easy and we are talking about me! As you can see I have been on a couple excursions. All very fun ones. I will not allow anything else. Unfortunately, every time I began to write my blog…something kept knocking at my brains door. . . . → Read More: How Do You Know If You are any Good at Oral? Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, blowjobs, booty calls, boy shorts, Concert, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, oral, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, franky perez, Freaky, Fuck, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, LA, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whisky go-go 
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes! Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cock, Daddy Issues, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Gay, LGBT, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, pride, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, red, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective 
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd. Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, birthday, boy shorts, drink a beer, Fashion, Hollywood, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, roxy, Shut Up, Single moms, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room 
My heat press is warming up. I still have a bunch of shirts I need to make for Sunday. I’ve been so busy trying to do everything and cover all of my bases that I haven’t even had a chance to go and buy myself more wine..in like a WEEK! I had a booth for . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry & Flirting Way To Front Row Of Def Leppard Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, def leppard, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, flirt, Fuck, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, player, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, sex, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Photo Mayhem – Meets the Stripper Pole A ho-down complete with chaps, stripper poles, and more. [nggallery id=17] 
My December Delights are pretty obvious by my pictures. Matt Sorum Being the concert whore that I am, these two were definitely my highlights! Kid Rock..private show at Malibu Inn and Camp Freddy at the Roxy. Both small venues..both kick ass! Everything about them..hot guys, entertaining selection of skanky chicks and me having enough . . . → Read More: Concert Whore That I Am | Kid Rock and Camp Freddy Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Concert, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Freaky, heels, men, naughty, party, rainbow bar, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, rock n roll, roxy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, Viper Room, whixky go-go 
Favorite Phrase I Have Used This Month: I am ALL about customer service! Just talk to any of the men I have slept with. It is my birthday month so I have taken a few days to come up with a theme. Too busy being self-absorbed in my increasing age, inability to continue to lose . . . → Read More: Nooners In November | Good Customer Service Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, dress up, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, halloween, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, Shut Up, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
WARNING! WARNING! What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF? I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, safety first, sex, shooter, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
One night (drinking) I was hanging with a gf..drinking some tequila(Jose’ I’m broke so the shitty stuff but tolerable in a one up kind of situation) we decided to go on Plenty of Fish and make a post. Not a usual post but a “Two For One Blue Plate Special”. IT WAS AWESOME! We . . . → Read More: Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want? 
MUCHOS GRACIAS! There was no way I couldn’t take time out to thank those amazing people out there who helped out at the Ladies Who Ride ’12 and did it all free! I love how in the world today, there are still so many wonderful people, who volunteered their time, for this event. AND did . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride ’12 | Photos Leave a comment Events adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, Breast Cancer, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Fashion, Fundraiser, Ladies who ride, men, naughty, party, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Single moms, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I decided to try something different this month. I am going to be posting my review of Fifty Shades of Grey so I figured lets stick with that S&M theme. I hope that isn’t a problem for anybody… Now I know I seem like a woman of “experience” mostly due to the fact that I . . . → Read More: 50 Shades Of S&M | Getting Busted By Landlord Leave a comment S&M 50 Shades, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, Biker, boy shorts, cock, Concert, Cooks Corner, Daddy Issues, drink a beer, Fashion, harley, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rock n roll, S&M, Shut Up, Single moms, spanking, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show 
MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012 www.cookscorners.com No explanation necessary here. Everyone knows I love the place and the people. Nuff said. www.lolashoetique.com Almost every day a new pair of shoes. Great prices. It’s my bedtime story before I go to sleep. I just admire the pics and blissfully close my eyes. www.vendorgirl.com Biker Warehouse..I couldn’t . . . → Read More: MY FAVORITE THINGS OF 2012 Leave a comment Highly Recommended adult clothes, adult shirts, ane, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, boy shorts, comedy, Cooks Corner, Fashion, I Love naked men who don't talk, lola, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, vendor girl 
There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post. You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013! 
Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel 
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When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant 
I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712! 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Hello Ass Girl, I seem to have problems detecting when a girl wants to bump uglies with me. I am really shy, and can’t seem to pull the trigger. How do I know – what should I look for? or maybe I shouldn’t care? Thanks, Michael from Denver #RatedRaunchy Dearest Michael, First of all, . . . → Read More: How Do I Know When A Girl Wants To Bump Uglies? 
I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas. During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE mistake! . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please! 
PICK ME!! THINK TRAFFIC! It’s Saturday night and I’m scrambling. I want to win this contest with Think Traffic. If you aren’t familiar with it, I will fill you in if I win, otherwise you’re on your own. They need me to write something about why I should win this Mentorship for a year. With . . . → Read More: Pick me!! Think Traffic! Handcuffs On Rear View Mirror Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, dick, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, heels, I Love naked men who don't talk, indoor skydiving, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”. Our Current Dates Available For Hire: Your Valentines Date As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire 
I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t. So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car! 
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky? 
Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! |
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