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Wasn’t Me T-Shirt

A grey t-shirt with the words Wasn’t Me on the front in black lettering $19.95

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VODKunt shirt

Black shirts with the word VODKunt in red lettering on the front of the shirt $19.95

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If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen in red lettering on a black top $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

Caution Boy Shorts

Black boy shorts with the word CAUTION in red letters on the rear $19.95

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Unconvicted Felon Black Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering on the front that says Unconvicted Felon on the front $19.95

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Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit Top

Black thin strap top with red lettering on the front saying Nobody Likes A Jackrabbit $19.95

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You Say Psych Ward I Say All Expense Paid Vacation Shirt

Black shirt with the words You Say Psych Ward and I Say All Expense Paid Vacation in red lettering on the front $19.95

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Crazy Keep Walking I’m Full on a Black Top

Black shirt with the words Crazy Keep Walking I’m Full in red lettering for $19.95

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2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Don’t be left clueless at the party!

Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Sinner Boy Shorts

Black boy shorts with the word Sinner on the rear available for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Sinner Boy Shorts

Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me!

Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

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Free Breathalyzer Tank Top

Black tank top with red letters saying Free Breathalyzer with an arrow pointing downwards 19.95

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I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

 

Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio!

Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy For BS Tank Top

Black tank top with white lettering that says I Have A Zero Tolerance Policy for BS $19.95

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You Got No Wine I Got No Time T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with the word You Got No Wine I Got No Time in white lettering on the front $19.95

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Explicit Content Tank Top

White Tank with the words Explicit Content on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: Explicit Content Tank Top

Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

White V-Neck t-shirt with the words Trailer Park Pride on the front in red. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

I Love My Single Life Top

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I’m A Field Of Dreams Tank Top

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Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink

Ass Girl Plates

Scene

A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky.

Guy

Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is….

Girl

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Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’ve been enjoying this blog. She captures the fun in riding and mentioned me in one.

Yes! I got stoked! She thought it was hilarious. I must quote:

…..The assgirl booth is HILARIOUS!! Everything you’ve ever secretly thought but never said out loud (and some even too risqué for me to repeat) screenprinted on t . . . → Read More: Blog to Check Out! www.Justfortheride.com

I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I’d Fuck Me on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

White Trash Tank Top

White wide neck shirt with the words White Trash in red on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: White Trash Tank Top

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink Boy Shorts

Shut Up & Buy Me A Drink written in red letters on the back of black boyshorts by Bella $19.95

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I Hate Stupid People Shirt

Black racer back tank top with the words I Hate Stupid People in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Hate Stupid People Shirt

I Drink To Avoid Therapy Boy Shorts

Red boy shorts with the words I Drink To Avoid Therapy in black letters on the rear $19.95

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Size Matters Shirt

White sheer top with the words Size Matters on the front $19.95

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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Black racerback tank top with the words I’m A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine on the front in red $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Drunkorexic Shirt

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt