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The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

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The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Bride To Be Tank Top

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BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

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I’m With The Band Tank Top

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Band Aide Tank Top

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Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

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My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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Bad Seed Tank Top

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Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons!

When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

Sin Central Tank Top

Red Tank Top with the words Sin Central in black lettering on the front and a silhouette for $19.95

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Provocative Boy Shorts

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Extremely Offensive Dark Grey Tank Top

Dark Ash Grey racerback tank top with the words Extremely Offensive on the front for $19.95

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Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

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Rated Raunchy Off The Shoulder Top

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Does Not Play Well With Others Tank Top

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Complicated Disaster Tank Top

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Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Why are there some women who insist on slamming other women because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this woman ever done anything that would make me think she couldn’t be trusted? Has she screwed me over? Has she been a terrible friend? Has she ever . . . → Read More: Catty Women… Wtf is your problem?

Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

VAGITARIAN T-Shirt

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Ms. Understood Tank Top

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No Parking In Rear T-Shirt

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I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

Massage By Juliana – Mention TheAssGirl for a DEAL!

I carry a lot of tension. I mean my shoulders and neck are tighter than a virgin’s vagina. It’s just where I carry my stress.

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Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

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