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Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
The DoucheBags Around The World Are Ruining The Chances Of The Nice Guys! Instructions: Every time you read the read DoucheBag do a shot Now I am not sure if it is technology or not these days but it seems to me that on social media/the internet, the population of douchebags seems never ending. Were . . . → Read More: DoucheBags Cockblock All The Nice Guys 
How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting 
I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712! 
Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
White boy short with the word Psycho in black lettering on the back for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Psycho Boy Short 
Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC
When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant 
There is nothing in this post on sex so men, you may want to go to another post. You only live once. That’s my motto to live by so I like to try everything once. I have a great friend who is a Physician Associate in Aesthetic Medicine. I overheard her asking our mutual friend . . . → Read More: Transformation 2013!
Hello Ass Girl, I seem to have problems detecting when a girl wants to bump uglies with me. I am really shy, and can’t seem to pull the trigger. How do I know – what should I look for? or maybe I shouldn’t care? Thanks, Michael from Denver #RatedRaunchy Dearest Michael, First of all, . . . → Read More: How Do I Know When A Girl Wants To Bump Uglies? 
There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr. 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Ladies Who Ride 2013! I want to thank everyone who contributed one way or another to Ladies Who Ride 2013 at Cooks Corner. We had a fabulous crowd and raised $1000 MORE than last year! From the volunteers, to the bartenders, the band, the cooks, security, the models, hair and make-up people! It takes so . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride! July 21, 2013! 
Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill 
I have tested a lot of pheromone products out there. Some of them were horrible, some of them were okay. A couple, when it’s the only thing I can find, I have worn. Unfortunately, at no point, did I get chased down by the masses. Somewhat disappointing but I was okay with it. I live . . . → Read More: Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women 
Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is…. “Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean? 
White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie! 
Bi-Polar.. Very popular right now don’t you think? Seems like all the famous are getting the courage to come out to the point that it seems like a fad. It seems a little unusual since the drugs prescribed aren’t any fun at all.. Even with alcohol. To me, it’s been around forever and it’s . . . → Read More: Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up? 
Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95 . . . → Read More: I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt 
White Next Level Tank Top with black lettering. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Single & Twisted Tank Top 
Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014  Leave a comment  Events  Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM…. Leave a comment The Vag Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, clitoris, cock, dick, Freaky, Fuck, Meditation, men, naughty, OM, Orgasm, Pole, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S Factor, Sensory, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Original “I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar” White Tank Top (next level brand) $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top 
I HATE those Carrot Danglers! Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life.. You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers! 
Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD! June 21, 2014 
Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him! You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!
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Black t-shirt with Everything’s Better Dirty in white lettering on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Everything’s Better Dirty T-Shirt With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose?? Leave a comment S&M Ass, AssGirl, BDSM, boy shorts, cock, dick, Domestic Discipline, Freaky, Fuck, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, S&M, sex, spamking, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts |
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