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It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me! 
Don’t be left clueless at the party! Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson  Leave a comment  The Vag  2016, adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, bear, Bottom, boy shorts, clock, dairy Queen, dick, drag, drag queen, felch, fishy, fruit fly, gold star, kai kai, kiki, LGBT, men, naughty, otters, party, pillow princess, platinum, PNP, queen, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rice queen, sex, side, size queen, slampiece, spilling the tea, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, top, tshirts, twink, unicorn, vers, WeHo 
Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we? Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference. I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet? 
Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio! Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!
My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, boyshorts, Cleanis Soap, Cleanissoap, erotic, Fashion, Hedo Sassy, hedonism, holliand michael, interview, jamaica, michael pockets, naughty, playboy, playboyradio, playfulpussycats, pockets, Princess Lyne, Prinncess_lyne, radio, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, RIOnUGA, SassyPPC, sex, shirts, soundcloud, swing, tanks, theplayfulpussycats 
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I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU? 
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I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie? 
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Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong! . . . → Read More: Call Me A Slut… Like I Care! 
Scene A pretty girl is hanging out at a bar talking to the bartender, a female friend. The place is happening. There is loud rock music and the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky. Guy Hi. Can I get you a drink? I’m buying my friends a round. My name is…. Girl . . . → Read More: Seriously? Is that your best line? I need a drink 
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