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Truth: NO! I mean hard is great but that whole fast thing..we have a word for you. You are the jackrabbit. We don’t like the jackrabbit and our neck is sore for the next three days afterwards. How would you like it if I start slapping your dick around. Is that going to feel good? . . . → Read More: Myth #4: Nailing a girl hard and fast is great sex! Don’t Be A Jack Rabbit 
Cut men’s number in half and triple the women’s. Favorite Line: The only time I believe in the power of attraction is when I buy XL condoms! Re-gifting a Broken Vibrator Okay…so I KNOW! I KNOW! “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”. No, I’m not a rabbit but I did own one! . . . → Read More: Myth #3: Sex Number. No one is ever honest on this one 
The Truth is it does! As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere. I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth 
Truth? No we don’t. We want men to be able to go multiple times in one night, hence the little boy phenomenon. In actuality, about 40 minutes into it, you have lost us. We are going over our grocery list, coming up with our things to do list, etc. It’s best to let it go, . . . → Read More: Myth #1: Women Want Men to Go All Night 
Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh? NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot 
I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday and didn’t empty their xanax bottle (those babies can be hard to get). I’m still preparing for the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas. During my holiday I contemplated my goals for the New Year. I thought about making some changes..maybe it was time to try dating again. HUGE mistake! . . . → Read More: Your First Phone Call With A Girl | No Opinions Please! 
It’s Valentine’s Day and my oldest is wallowing around the house, depressed about not having a Valentine. He is the “Never Been Kissed” Drew Barrymore. Still believes that if he could just meet that special someone, he will live happily ever after. No matter how many times I try to explain that relationships are not . . . → Read More: Sorry Valentine’s But You Can’t Handle Me! 
I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie? 
Bi-Polar.. Very popular right now don’t you think? Seems like all the famous are getting the courage to come out to the point that it seems like a fad. It seems a little unusual since the drugs prescribed aren’t any fun at all.. Even with alcohol. To me, it’s been around forever and it’s . . . → Read More: Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up? 
Stereotyping will get you a sandwich! I am surrounded by morons. I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K! 
Fun title right? Yep.. I was watching some show and they got into the whole “how many people have you slept with?” conversation. This talk never ends well. I use to say whatever amount the girl says, double it and whatever amount the guy says, cut it in half. See! Right there! That’s so wrong! . . . → Read More: Call Me A Slut… Like I Care! |
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