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I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top

Original “I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar” White Tank Top (next level brand) $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top

Everything’s Better Dirty T-Shirt

Black t-shirt with Everything’s Better Dirty in white lettering on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Everything’s Better Dirty T-Shirt

Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up?

Bi-Polar.. Very popular right now don’t you think? Seems like all the famous are getting the courage to come out to the point that it seems like a fad. It seems a little unusual since the drugs prescribed aren’t any fun at all.. Even with alcohol. To me, it’s been around forever and it’s . . . → Read More: Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up?

Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

Single & Twisted Tank Top

White Next Level Tank Top with black lettering. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Single & Twisted Tank Top

I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

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Concert for Homeless Veterans

Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him!

You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!

 

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Chili Cook Off June 21, 2014

TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD!

June 21, 2014

Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Wholesale Packages

While the wholesale is being constructed, this will be where you can order. All packages include 1 Small, 2 Medium, 2 Large, 1 XLarge Please include a copy of your resale certificate . . . → Read More: Wholesale Packages

Psycho Boy Short

White boy short with the word Psycho in black lettering on the back for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Psycho Boy Short

Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women

I have tested a lot of pheromone products out there. Some of them were horrible, some of them were okay. A couple, when it’s the only thing I can find, I have worn. Unfortunately, at no point, did I get chased down by the masses. Somewhat disappointing but I was okay with it. I live . . . → Read More: Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women

Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Friends Forever

There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White Tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95

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I’m With The Band Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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Band Aide Tank Top

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

Bad Seed Tank Top

Red tank top with the words Bad Seed on the front in black letters . . . → Read More: Bad Seed Tank Top

My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Maid With No Honor Tank Top