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I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt

Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95

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Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie!

I Have Two Breast Friends Onesie

White onesie with black lettering that say I have two breast friends $14.95 . . . → Read More: I Have Two Breast Friends Onesie

Single & Twisted Tank Top

White Next Level Tank Top with black lettering. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Single & Twisted Tank Top

TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top

Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014

Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up?

Bi-Polar.. Very popular right now don’t you think? Seems like all the famous are getting the courage to come out to the point that it seems like a fad. It seems a little unusual since the drugs prescribed aren’t any fun at all.. Even with alcohol. To me, it’s been around forever and it’s . . . → Read More: Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up?

Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

Blessing Of The Bikes May 4, 2014

Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned!

May 4, 2014

Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

 

I HATE those Carrot Danglers!

Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life..

You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

Chili Cook Off June 21, 2014

TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD!

June 21, 2014

I’m in Love with 7 Gay Men

Please note that these are NOT fictional characters. They do exist. We just don’t stand a chance with any of them. I have been exposed to nothing I have ever been through before and I don’t know if I can come back from, or actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these . . . → Read More: I’m in Love with 7 Gay Men

I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top

Original “I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar” White Tank Top (next level brand) $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Can’t Keep Calm.. I’m Bi-Polar Tank Top

Concert for Homeless Veterans

Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him!

You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!

 

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So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look.

A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

I’m With The Band Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95

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The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White Tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

Band Aide Tank Top

Grey tank top that says Band Aide in red letters on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Band Aide Tank Top

Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top

Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95

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What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Bad Seed Tank Top

Red tank top with the words Bad Seed on the front in black letters . . . → Read More: Bad Seed Tank Top

The Maid With No Honor Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Maid With No Honor Tank Top