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My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt

White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow.

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Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

Blue tank top with Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks on the front in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rocker Chicks Love Rocker Dicks Tank Top

The Bride To Be Tank Top

White tank top with bride to be written on the front in red letters along with a black silhouette for $19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bride To Be Tank Top

The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

I am feeling a tad frustrated today. Why you ask? BECAUSE saying hi or showing smile has now turned into him thinking you want to fuck. I can’t even be polite or look happy. They think we are inviting them to bed. Seriously! I am driving on the freeway and I don’t even look at . . . → Read More: I SMILED. WHICH PART OF THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK YOU?

Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

I have come up with a ridiculous plan that I think could work! It could save marriages and/or at a minimum, expand your sex horizons!

When I got divorced, I wasn’t terribly worried about the dating scene. I mean, it’s just like riding a bike ;). It will all come back to you. I . . . → Read More: Adopt The Seven Year Ditch!

What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with.

This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously!

So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look.

A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??

Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Friends Forever

There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712!

Penis Pump by Hustler

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FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!

See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously!

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RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late!

Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late!

Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM….

Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

 

I HATE those Carrot Danglers!

Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life..

You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers!

Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

I’m sitting here watching this stereotypical movie and it has come to time where the woman interprets something incorrectly. It is making me want to throw things at it. She assumes the worse and the “romantic partner/boyfriend”, will apparently be so stunned by the confrontation, that he is speechless, thereby leaving a huge miscommunication. I . . . → Read More: Why do we just watch what happens in the movie, not see what happens in the movie?

Provocative Boy Shorts

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If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen in red lettering on a black top $19.95 . . . → Read More: If I Don’t Remember It Didn’t Happen Tank Top

You Say Psych Ward I Say All Expense Paid Vacation Shirt

Black shirt with the words You Say Psych Ward and I Say All Expense Paid Vacation in red lettering on the front $19.95

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Unconvicted Felon Black Tank Top

Black tank top with red lettering on the front that says Unconvicted Felon on the front $19.95

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Size Matters Shirt

White sheer top with the words Size Matters on the front $19.95

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I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

Red tank top with the words I’d Fuck Me on the front in black $19.95 . . . → Read More: I’d Fuck Me Tank Top

I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Black racerback tank top with the words I’m A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine on the front in red $19.95 . . . → Read More: I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Tank Top

Been There Fucked That Boy Shorts

Black bella boy shorts with the words Been There Fucked That in white lettering on the back for $19.95

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Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

Rated Raunchy Off The Shoulder Top

Peachy off the shoulder top with the words Rated Raunchy on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Rated Raunchy Off The Shoulder Top

Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Red loose crew neck t-shirt with the words Don’t Push Me I have a lot of daddy issues and will blow in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Complicated Disaster Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words Complicated Disaster on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Complicated Disaster Tank Top

Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

Light beige t-shirt with the words Cunt You See I’m Having A Bad Day on the front $19.95 . . . → Read More: Cunt You See I Am Having A Bad Day T-Shirt

Sinner Boy Shorts

Black boy shorts with the word Sinner on the rear available for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Sinner Boy Shorts

Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt

White V-Neck t-shirt with the words Trailer Park Pride on the front in red. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Trailer Park Pride T-Shirt