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How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner

Author of How High Should I Jump

Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner

Hangover Cure – Party Pill

There I was at Sprouts getting ready to check out and I see it.. A pill for $1.99 that will help prevent a hangover. I have been looking for something like this all of my life. I really could have used it in my twenties (a couple years ago). For that price, I decided to . . . → Read More: Hangover Cure – Party Pill

Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

Friends Forever

There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners!

BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN!

The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Anal Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Crazy Bridesmaid Tank Top

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Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

Hot Wings Panties

I know! There is nothing faster but you are wrong! Can I just say this is going to sound crazy at first but it really isn’t.

So this is the deal… My car has been driving by itself. I swear! It sounds impossible and at first I couldn’t believe it, nor could anyone I . . . → Read More: Faster Than A Horny Man? | How About My Car!

Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your Valentines Date

Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.

Our Current Dates Available For Hire:

Your Valentines Date

As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

Viper Room

Sorry for the delay but I got wrapped up with watching this tv series about hookers and Jesus. Totally the truth! Only three episodes which was unfortunate but hey.. it was better than Gigilos. That show was horrible! Of course I already pretty much figured Jesus loved hookers. I mean, he loves everybody. I thought . . . → Read More: Scaring The Staff At The Viper Room | Jesus Loved Hookers

Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

It's Official

SELL!! SELL!!

I’M TRYING!!

Here I go.. It’s a another month and I’m still climbing that mountain. Mountain? Yes..that mountain to get to the top so I can get the pot of gold! Okay! Okay! I know that is supposed to be a rainbow but I live in California and it hardly ever rains. Could . . . → Read More: Soliciting You All | Booth for Next ANE/AVN Expo

What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard?

Titty Squish

WTF?

– Why is it okay to brake and let a woman cross in front of you but when you do it for a man, they get all weird about it. Almost embarrassed.

– An extremely large man riding a sportster (or scooter). Just doesn’t look right.

– How do you get the name Dick . . . → Read More: What The Fuck 2012? How Do You Get Dick From Richard?

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Gay Men Love These Shoes!

I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

Young Man And Cougar

This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Hot Stripper Play

BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

The Alcoholic Bridesmaid Tank Top

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The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Slutty Bridesmaid Tank Top

One Shady Motherfucker Tank Top

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Pretentious Boy Shorts

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Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

Red Scarlet Woman t-shirt for $19.95 ea It has a cropped, flowy fit . . . → Read More: Scarlet Woman T-Shirt

Anyone can be a bitch I am a crazy bitch Tank Top

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Wine Junkie Tank Top

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As Slutty As I Wanna Be Tank Top

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Queen B Boy Shorts

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Drunkorexic Shirt

Shirt with the word Drunkorexic on the front in white. In addition it states, My calories are for alcohol, not food. This is also in white $19.95 . . . → Read More: Drunkorexic Shirt

The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Bitchy Bridesmaid Tank Top

The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

White tank top with red lettering and a black silhouette on the front for 19.95 . . . → Read More: The Fun Bridesmaid Tank Top

Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Red loose crew neck t-shirt with the words Don’t Push Me I have a lot of daddy issues and will blow in black lettering for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Don’t Push Me T-Shirt

Complicated Disaster Tank Top

Grey tank top with the words Complicated Disaster on the front for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Complicated Disaster Tank Top

2016 LGBT Language Lesson

Don’t be left clueless at the party!

Welcome to 2016! It is a new year and with every new year comes new lingo. Some of our best day/night times out take place in WeHo. Don’t end up pretend laughing at something you don’t understand or be embarassed by having to ask, what does that . . . → Read More: 2016 LGBT Language Lesson

No Glocks Just Cocks T-Shirt

A light blue/grey t-shirt with the words No Glocks on one shoulder and the other has No Cocks for $19.95 ea. . . . → Read More: No Glocks Just Cocks T-Shirt