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I have tested a lot of pheromone products out there. Some of them were horrible, some of them were okay. A couple, when it’s the only thing I can find, I have worn. Unfortunately, at no point, did I get chased down by the masses. Somewhat disappointing but I was okay with it. I live . . . → Read More: Eye Of Love.. Pheromone Parfum for Men & Women 
www.hustler.com FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously! I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler 
Male opinion vs female opinion The winner is…. “Whatever”. That’s my answer. Now can anyone actually tell me who won? Nope, didn’t think so. Whatever is right up there with the blinking smiley face you receive after a text. It’s saying, I am pretending to hear what you but am really too busy . . . → Read More: “WHATEVER!” WTF is that supposed to mean? 
Happens all the time. Most of us have been involved with one. It will be one of the hardest relationships to get out of and get over. It will scar you for life. But if you can get out of it early, that wound will heal and no one will even notice . . . → Read More: RED FLAGS! Run away now before it’s too late! 
Come by and see TheAssGirl at our booth. Remember Vanessa loves JD and I love a cold Michelob Ultra! We have some fun surprises planned! May 4, 2014 
I HATE those Carrot Danglers! Take a look at my picture. See the ass? See the ass dangling the carrot? That is pretty much how I visualize this category of men in real life.. You know the guy. The guy who has money so he feels he is entitled to being treated better . . . → Read More: Chop! Chop! Chop up those Carrot Danglers! 
Friends Forever There is something that female friendships can bring to your life that no other can. Why is that? Why can’t a man fill that void? If you say you have one that does, you are wrong. I am not sure if it’s the idea that they can really identify with anything you . . . → Read More: Ladies First! Where Are Your Manners! 
White boy short with the word Psycho in black lettering on the back for $19.95 . . . → Read More: Psycho Boy Short 
Single mothers are a special type of woman and should be treated as such
There are many men out there who have no idea where they went wrong, while dating a single mother. In particular, if they have no children. You have no idea, even though you think you do, what it is . . . → Read More: THE RULES FOR DATING A SINGLE MOM 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting 
I am going big this year. Everyone has seen me at this event, handing out freebies, promoting, drinking, dancing, promoting, drinking… It was time for the big leap. This year TheAssGirl will have a booth and be selling product in The Joint. I started with a table but a booth became available so I grabbed . . . → Read More: AVN / ANE Expo 2014 in Las Vegas! Booth 1712! 
Closed For The Season[/caption]White Boy Shorts with “Closed For The Season” written on the back of them. $19.95 . . . → Read More: Closed For The Season Boyshort 
While the wholesale is being constructed, this will be where you can order. All packages include 1 Small, 2 Medium, 2 Large, 1 XLarge Please include a copy of your resale certificate . . . → Read More: Wholesale Packages 
TheAssGirl will be there with a booth carrying products available for purchase! Come by, say hi and bring beer and JD! June 21, 2014 
Please note that these are NOT fictional characters. They do exist. We just don’t stand a chance with any of them. I have been exposed to nothing I have ever been through before and I don’t know if I can come back from, or actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these . . . → Read More: I’m in Love with 7 Gay Men 
Red tank top with the words I am with the band on the front in black lettering $19.95 . . . → Read More: I’m With The Band Tank Top With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: So Much BDSM, How Can I Choose??  Leave a comment  S&M  Ass, AssGirl, BDSM, boy shorts, cock, dick, Domestic Discipline, Freaky, Fuck, men, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, S&M, sex, spamking, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
Heather Grey tank top with the words men who cry make my vagina dry in black lettering $19.95 . . . → Read More: Men Who Cry Make My Vagina Dry Tank Top 
I know according to medical books, men have balls. I’m just not very confident about that anymore. Yes, I know, there is scientific proof but maybe over time they have shrunk so much and are so little that they are insignificant. It’s the only explanation I can come up with. This guy I know got . . . → Read More: What Will Men Choose? Best Friend or Sex? … SEX! Seriously! 
White T-shirt that has in blue lettering My (picture of rooster) is Bigger Than His with an arrow. . . . → Read More: My … Is Bigger Than His! T-Shirt 
Red tank top with the words Bad Seed on the front in black letters . . . → Read More: Bad Seed Tank Top 
Black tank top with red lettering that spells out I’m So Good, Santa Cums Twice. $19.95 . . . → Read More: TheAssGirl Christmas Tank Top 
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! A success filled with fun for a great cause! Annual event with our biggest crowd at Cooks Corner. Thank you to Nidess Dance Academy, Niko Marino; our amazing tattoo artist, Leticia of Just One Glance Photography, Tisha Stephens for doing hair & make up, . . . → Read More: Ladies Who Ride 2014! July 20, 2014 Leave a comment Events Ass, AssGirl, Big Dick, Biker, bitch, boy shorts, cock, Cooks Corner, cougar trophy, cum, Daddy Issues, dick, drink a beer, Emotionally Unavailable, Fashion, Flask, Freaky, I Love naked men who don't talk, Keep Calm, Look I wear heels bigger than your dick, Money Maker, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, Shut Up, Shut Up I wear heels bigger than your dick, Single moms, slut, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
I can’t do yoga. I get bored. When they tell you to just breathe, I try but then I start to wonder how long I half to do it. Then I open one eye to peak around and see if everyone is doing it. Then I tell myself that I can do it, but . . . → Read More: Orgasmic Meditation… Myth or Magic? OM…. Leave a comment The Vag Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, clitoris, cock, dick, Freaky, Fuck, Meditation, men, naughty, OM, Orgasm, Pole, pole dancing, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S Factor, Sensory, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts
Ray needs to be protected by the historical society. Cooks would not be the same without him! You know how I love the chili cook off, well that weekend has just been made even better. Pack a tent and bring a sleeping bag. It will be two days of bliss!
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Bi-Polar.. Very popular right now don’t you think? Seems like all the famous are getting the courage to come out to the point that it seems like a fad. It seems a little unusual since the drugs prescribed aren’t any fun at all.. Even with alcohol. To me, it’s been around forever and it’s . . . → Read More: Bi-Polar/Shmi-Polar.. Who cares? Aren’t we all a little Fuc$ed up? 
White baby onesie with red lettering that says Lactose Intolerant $14.95 . . . → Read More: Lactose Intolerant Baby Onesie! 
Pink Doggy Shirt with the words I’m Nobody’s Bitch in red lettering $14.95 . . . → Read More: I’m Nobody’s Bitch Dog Shirt 
White tank tops with individual phrases on them in red lettering along with black silhouette representing the bride and her bridal party. Eight pieces in all for $121.99 . . . → Read More: BACHELORETTE PACKAGE OF FUN! Leave a comment adult clothes, adult shirts, alcoholic, anal, Ass, AssGirl, bachelorette, bitchy, boy shorts, bride to be, bridesmaid, crazy, Fashion, fun, las vegas, maid of honor, maid with no honor, married, men, naughty, party, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, ride, sex, slutty, tank tops, TheAssGirl, tshirts |
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